The respected editorial staff of the site planned a dangerous experiment.
No, I am not against the new technologies and the renovation of size. But it is not possible to for a long time disregard  the authors and the reading audience. The generatrix of the void of time by themselves are filled up how it fell, up to the searches for the sense of life or way of truth, on Russian television channels. Here I, by the culpable matter, yielded to temptation.
I reached to  the  "Let speak" of Mr. Malakhov - the television commentator, and revelation was spilled to my by beer tormented soul. What do I see? In the arena of this devilish circus in the deep white armchair spread stout person in black mint vapor. Narrow forehead, lazy eyes, liquid moustache, chubby knobs, finger at crumpled paper. It is clear, he does not pull to "Woland", even to Korovev the hero well-known novel of M.Bulgakov "Master &Margarita".
It is interesting, but  on what occasion appears this character?
Mr. Malakhov reports that the hero of transfer had been placed on the building of the urban setting of mountains. Vilnius modest declaration, and requests the author to proclaim a text. Leisurely the hero reads, "the firm gives the credit under the guarantee of  the soul".
The dumbfounded community chokes with anger. Its especially that part, that is seated apart in the first row. Famous attorneys wave their hands, they stamp by the feet of the young puny priest , it squeaks their teeth and sparkles  the eyes of deputies of the Duma, stutters from anger the commentator Mr. Shevchenko, glasses sweated in Malakhovs hands. But everyone wants details, coma, how much, for what period, and at what percentages?! - Period is unconfined, sum modest, then interest free, tempter little disturb of anger, which are fallen to it to the head. It is calm and lazy as satisfied flue. - "It cannot be!" yell enviers. - "Can", shouts from the place intellectual in the glasses, I already took 250! - I to me collapsed 200, it was located with other. - You then will  find also that they will undress to the thread! - warns the attorney. Be turned into our representation! - Yes in the contract besides name, sum and any telephone nothing is specified, shows the hero, there is not even painting. All on the conscience of the borrower. - To burn to all to you in the hyena of fiery, this satanic and horned one threatens the small priest from the temptation itself guarding. - Show some paper, I do not believe! Shady transaction! - insists attorney, all then will turn into ghosts! Citizens in order to fence itself from the fraud, be turned into our law firm! - This I in-in- in the d-d- days, when the country for-for- chokes in the vises of financial kri-kri- krisis! In the hours, when are again at our country aimed all forces of American by their-their- their -imperialisme, also is-is- israeli military! - stutters commentator Shevchenko, this about-about- intrigues of all the same for-for- which long ago placed their souls  Not in vain it raised credits in Vilnius,for deputees of the State. The Dumas, they want unite all Russian-language population of Europe! Let us give the rebuff to the Georgian aggressors of our age-old earth! We will not return the three K's (Krimea, Kurily and Kuba)! But the hero of the program hands out in meanwhile, the telephone nr of its enterprise. This advertising action is past  the summit level. I switched channel and by the edge of eye noted, at the back ran on his rear paws an enormous black tomcat with the tube in the teeth. - Please note, whispered Behemoth me into the ear ,that those, who are more than all have long ago placed their souls. Only not for such trifles... Respected Valeria, Hans, the member of ART& VIVO, dear editorial staff, convincingly I please you to urgently restore the work of site!
 Otherwise, I can yield to temptation and place my immortal soul!